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Toilet Paper Earplugs!?

[caption id="attachment_21" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Tear one square of toilet paper in half."] Tear one square of toile paper in half.[/caption] You're sitting in the movie theater, the previews start, and you realize the teenager in the projection booth has the audio level set somewhere between 'jackhammer' and 'jet engine.'  What do you do? First you should acknowledge that there really is a problem and you need to do something if you don't want your ears to be ringing in life after 40. [caption id="attachment_22" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Moisten each half separately."] Moisten each half separately.[/caption] Next you need to be armed with the fact that by taking one square of two ply  toilet paper; tearing it neatly in half; wetting each piece separately in a sink; wadding each piece removing most of the water; and then sticking them in your ears you can make a dandy temporary earplug. [caption id="attachment_23" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Wad toilet paper squeezing out much but not all of the water."] Wad toilet paper squeezing out much but not all of the water.[/caption] You're on your own on this, of course, the right way to do it is to carry some squishy foam earplugs around. But in a pinch, when the bigger risk is your long term hearing and you need a pair of earplugs quick, there's a functional solution as close as the nearest restroom. The problem with toilet paper or yellow foam ear plugs is that they attenuate high frequencies more strongly than low frequencies.  As a result everything sounds muffled when you use them. Fortunately Etymotic has solved this problem with their ER20 Noise Attenuating Earplugs. These reduce sound level, but do so the same amount at all frequencies, so things are much quieter, but not muffled. [caption id="attachment_28" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Press securely into ear canal; do not insert too far."] Press securely into ear canal; do not insert too far.[/caption] Etymotic also makes musicians ear plugs. These require you have molds made of your ear canals --- which may cost about $50-$70 --- but are available in 9dB, 15dB, and 25dB attenuation levels.  We heartily recomend the 9dB level as appropriate for most uses.

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